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What are your morning nighttime routines? (lemmy.selfhostcat.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Alice@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Morning:

5am: wake up in my gym clothes
5:05: drink my pre-workout and scroll for a minute
5:15: sit down to put shoes on. Cat gets on my lap

This is where morning turns into a choose your own adventure game!

5:15: sat cat on floor and go to the gym
5:30: weight training
7:00: shower
7:20: breakfast
8:00: work

5:15: give kitty five minutes, she deserves it
5:30: realize I'm running late but now I'm in the middle of some stupid task on my phone
6:00: I'm not going to get a full workout in anyway, I'm just going to eat breakfast now and go to the gym after work
7:30: time to go to work! oh no I'm still in my gym clothes
7:40: time to go to work!
7:50: oh god I forgot about the school zone
8:05: I want to die and take everyone on this highway with me

Night

what the fuck
uhhhhh
somehow falls asleep two hours later than planned in a spot other than my bed

But if you tell people "I wake up at 5am to work out", they automatically assume you have your shit together. 😎

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I love how your last sentence was my exact reaction to your first sentence lmao

[–] Alice@beehaw.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have the aesthetics of someone with their shit together!

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 5 days ago

I felt like I had it together when I was getting up early, I totally get doing that. Now with a child, I just want to 报复熬夜 (night time revenge) every night so I don’t get to bed until around 1am.