me when the quality automobile i purchased from Tesla Motors is in fact impervious to bullets fired from a submachine gun. (This will keep me safe in my planned future vacation to visit Chicago in 1929 in my fucking time machine that can take my fucking car with me)

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 months ago (14 children)

This will keep me safe in my planned future vacation to visit Chicago in 1929 in my fucking time machine that can take my fucking car with me

You joke, but the cybertruck has the same "I fucking love science" techbro vibes as the delorian, the only car to have ever been used for time travel.

I imagine the fumes from a lithium fire could cause one to hallucinate that they're traveling through time in the inevitable event the truck spontaneously combusts.

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The comparison works well because the Delorean was also a pile of shit created by a drugged up ultra rich dickhead

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

It was also a commercial flop, that doomed the company that created it to bankruptcy.

I understand taking design cues from the DeLorean, I don't understand why they decided to replicate DeLorean Motors any% bankruptcy speedrun

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