The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

you'll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker [...]

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?

[–] nrezcm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button