No, I'm dead serious. I believe an exposed pie would survive on the ground long enough for a whole bush to grow around it and then subsequently be eaten by a dog. I am in no way being humorous.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would a dog eat a bush though.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Peer pressure.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Looking back at this, it's pretty obvious, but my hungover brain was somewhere else this morning. My bad