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[–] Toes@ani.social 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"hey we really need to launch that project by 9am IST, can you please monitor the rollout and fix any issues that arise? Also please have a full report for the daily standup that morning here. CEO will be in the meeting. And no overtime, budget is tight."

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Underrated. It’s important to communicate that the parameters of the request cannot be satisfied as soon as possible. It might be a simple mistake from someone without a technical background who should instead be finding more resources first.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.run 4 points 5 months ago

More mistakes happen when you're in a rush. That's the nature of the beast.

At least the deadline's not arbitrary.

... Oh.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 5 months ago

Does a pizza party and bowling count?