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[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 72 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fun Gambling Facts:

  • Did you know that 99% of gamblers quit before they win it big?

  • You can win up to 2000% of your money, but can only lose 100%

  • The odds are always in your favor, as you are the protagonist

  • If you ever get close to winning on one round, that means the next round you will win

  • The less money your wallet, the bigger your chances of winning are

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The third one is wrong, the odds are never in your favour because they're always 50/50 (you either win or you lose)

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The protagonist always wins in the end. That's a universal law.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 6 months ago

But that would mean that I'm either not the protagonist, or... I NEED TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET RIGHT NOW

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wouldnt it be less than 50% since the gambling machine owner makes profit

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago

Maybe they just have a gambling machine because it's fun and they don't care about profits :3