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[โ€“] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 102 points 6 months ago (10 children)

As a software dev who's participated in a couple of game jams and several group projects,

  • I'd say that anyone that claims to be a designer but has no programming experience is typically incompatible with any project
    • and it's due to the disconnect of understanding just how difficult it can be to translate certain design tasks into functional code
[โ€“] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (7 children)

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[โ€“] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You have to put /s in the end, because people in this day and age can no longer recognize sarcasm, probably because we all spend way too much time on the Internet.

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