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[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 64 points 7 months ago (8 children)
  1. You can call it "Java" to enrage other programmers
  2. You can compare numbers against strings without wasting time converting them
[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Array(16).join("wat" - 1) + " Batman!";

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

JavaScript: :wide eyed and smiling: Sure why not! You're the boss!

Python: Sighing and downing half a bottle of Advil: Sure. Why not, you're the boss.

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