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[โ€“] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 64 points 7 months ago (8 children)
  1. You can call it "Java" to enrage other programmers
  2. You can compare numbers against strings without wasting time converting them
[โ€“] nxdefiant@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

The scripting language formerly known as Java.

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