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Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

God damnit! Who the fuck wrote this streaming pile of dog shit? Which ignorant fucktard has their head shoved so far up their ass that they would do something this stupid!?

Checks git blame

Ahhh fuck!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

checks git blame

~oh~ ~fuck~ ~you~ ~past~ ~self~

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

That asshole gets me every time.