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Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 76 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The fuck? How the fuck did that happen? I didn't even fucking ... That's not what I fucking wrote. Wtf? Fuck is this? Fuck this shit! Oh, fuck. Fucking mother fuck. Stupid fucking auto complete.

My roommates probably think this is a religious mantra by now.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

Don't forget the XKCD "WTFs per minute" review metric

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

God damnit! Who the fuck wrote this streaming pile of dog shit? Which ignorant fucktard has their head shoved so far up their ass that they would do something this stupid!?

Checks git blame

Ahhh fuck!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

checks git blame

~oh~ ~fuck~ ~you~ ~past~ ~self~

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

That asshole gets me every time.

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

it's fun in other languages too

Puta que pariu, quem foi o corno que escreveu essa merda? Vá tomar no cu, esse código não foi escrito, foi cagado. Que caralho de emprego bosta esse meu, ter que mexer com lixo fedorento igual esse. COMPILA, CACETE! Merda, saco, bosta, FDP, corno!!