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[โ€“] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn't have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.

[โ€“] Thebazilly@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

I always get static shocks really bad at the grocery store! I think it's the cart wheels making a Van Der Graff generator effect. I get a zap every time I touch a shelf! It would be nice to not have to deal with that.

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