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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 38 points 8 months ago (5 children)

To help justify the manager’s job.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

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Context: I get yelled at for... get this, bringing up work inside work meetings!:-P Btw if anyone wants to turn this reply into an impromptu ~~therapy~~ session offering me tips on how to survive meetings, I could use some!? :-D

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tune out the meetings if you're WFH. Otherwise, practice meditation and learn how to get an out of body experience if you have to be there physically?

With 2 screens, I just put the meeting on the secondary screen and programming.dev on the main one.

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

I think my main problem was caring about the work that I had done. If only I could convert myself into a robot that would do everything as asked perfectly, then ~~nothing would ever get done right~~ everything would be perfect!

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