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[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 183 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I like the scope creep there:

  1. Programming language (singular)
  2. All programming languages and related knowledge
  3. Add in AI, ML and data structures
[–] CanadaPlus 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug.

[–] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

[–] CanadaPlus 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

DNA is a programming language

JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.

Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.

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